ZoZie
theroguemuffin:

;)
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)
what is "good pussy" serious question here
Anonymous

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

No honey, your thinner than me, not prettier.

pouvoires:

 if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.

pouvoires:

 if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.

ahedgehogparty:

lifeisjustbe:

dlubes:

My sister and I used to get random “I love you” or “what’s up” text messages from our mom at like 3/4AM. We thought it was weird and funny because she goes to bed at like 10PM. So my sister asked my mom why that was and my mom responded, “Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking of you guys.”

Yes. This is the mother I want to be

😭😭😭😭

I just took maybe 50 different angles of a sexy pic. Didn’t even like any of them. Fuck.

blackbarmitzvahs:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 


I feel like that’s what my eyes look like when I try to have long eyelashes like you Tumblr girls

blackbarmitzvahs:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 

I feel like that’s what my eyes look like when I try to have long eyelashes like you Tumblr girls

It’s a night like tonight that I wish I had another warm body next to me..

Oh my god his butt